Protestors in Egypt are fed up with sexual violence against women. Sign up for the best of VICE, delivered to your inbox daily. Sadly for the internet, this American exchange student managed to slip out of the monolithic vulva with the help of 22 German firefighters. I am not sure what this would entail, exactly, but I do know that it would be amazing television. Life isn't that fucking hard.
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Sign up for the best of VICE, delivered to your inbox daily. Life isn't that fucking hard. This guy has more fun than you will ever have in your 80 years of living shittily.